Author: Unknown, September 15 2007

Today, the Architectural History Society of Egypt have confirmed that the Egyptian Pyramids were designs and built by
​extra-terrestrial beings after finding...

"Our greatest find yet!" - Professer Gulian Mcdoogle (Harved Pre-School  University)

After decades of researching scientists reckon they have found the final piece of evidants to confirm that aliens are actually the ones that built the pyramids. Whilst it seems hard to belive that ET was on the tools, researcher Bethnee Jones declares that "There was a very rare sighting, sighted by nobody at all of a UFO hovering above where Giza is now found today."

Excited members of the community have gathered in swarms to catch their own glimpse of what has been declaired an 'out of this world' find. "I literally can't believe it. Like I actually can't believe it! Surely not..." claims local Egyptian resident. It is believed that the aliens spent a few years collecting resources from space and transporting them via super sturdy UFO to build what we see today. The UFO managed to arrive on earth undetected with its large lights, unearthly size and ear piercing sounds to drop off mudbrick and sand. The sand and mudbrick found in the pyramids is defintelt extra-terrestrial and whilst there's plenty of that already found in Egypt, scientists defintely argue it's different.
Professer Gulian Mcdoogle of Harved Pre- School University stated that a group of reserchers and scients further tested the material in the pyramids and concluded that it had dust particles in it that replicate that of magic stardust which is only fownd in space.
One of the aliens said to have fronted the pyramid building campaign is said to be related to ET himself but unfortunately has not ever been sighted to confirm or deny rumours. Apparently he is at least 8ft tall, has an Australian accent and has big eyes just like his relative but again, this remains all spectulated and unconfirmed. Museum of Egypt manager Mike has been thrilled by the influx of visitors to the museum since the findings. "We have so many excited travlers who want to lern more about the pyramids since we found out about the aliens hand in their creyation". She went on to state that the museum now donates 5% of all profits made back to the pyramids so that the aliens who worked for years on them finally get paid.